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Silence would never settle once Brisbane's favourites were in one room. A Japanese traveller would be comparing the deer of Nara with the food stalls of the Ekka. A road-tripper would be naming a bakery three towns away. A Tolkien-mad cosplayer would be doing her Gollum voice while a pole-trained foodie laughed loudest at the darkest joke at the table. A Holden devotee would be talking utes, and somebody would slip outside to look for shooting stars. Flirty and cheeky, with a little wickedness in places. They share a city and very little else.

Brisbane gives them room. Queensland's largest city is also its capital. The river curls through it, and the parklands and man-made beach of South Bank look across the water at the CBD. The Gold Coast is about an hour's drive south and the Sunshine Coast about an hour north. Several of these women hear that and head straight for the car.

The odd thing about Brisbane is that its favourites mirror the city's whole list, label for label. Popular or not, pages list video 74% of the time and requests 55%. So the crowd is rewarding a temperament rather than a trick, and what separates the women below is character. Ink is about as common as fair hair here. A dressing-up box also gets more use than the numbers suggest: Lex Leigh and Gypsy Jackson let me drain your balls would both happily spend a weekend in costume.

#1Japanese Emily: Globetrotter with a horror-comedy streak

Not many summers compare with Japanese Emily's latest one. She is a Japanese woman who loves to travel and has chosen Brisbane as home. In a single July she took in Kyoto, the deer of Nara, a manga café, Paris, Athens and the Lavezzi Islands off Corsica. Once the Ekka and its mountains of food were done, she went hiking with a friend through the rainforest on Mt Cordeaux in October. Her humour is pure mischief. She staged a horror-comedy skit in which a tourist is ambushed by a demon in a Kyoto hotel room. She will also swear, quite solemnly, that a clever deer has learnt to open a convenience store door to get at the air conditioning. She is flirty, playful and never fully unpacked, and there is a second OnlyFans page to explore as well.

#2Nikki: Road-tripper who pulls over for custard tarts

Nearly sacred to Nikki are coffee and cake, and this bon vivant will stop at a good bakery on the way to Canberra without a second thought. This winter she drove Waterfall Way from Coffs Harbour up to Armidale through Dorrigo. Further south, she found a Coolamon general store reborn as a gallery for local artists, where the pieces she loved were not for sale. Junee's roundhouse railway museum won over a proud girly girl, and Wollongong and Tassie got a look-in too. A Daintree River cruise in June left her completely captured by Port Douglas, and October will take her back. At home, a fluffy Pomeranian sets the pace on walks. She is glamorous and sociable, and her OnlyFans page offers videos and custom content.

#4Gypsy Jackson let me drain your balls: Pole-trained foodie with a wicked laugh

For the best plates in Brisbane, ask Gypsy Jackson let me drain your balls, who hunts them down with real devotion and will give a long answer. She puts her remaining energy into movement. She trains in pole, has danced on stage at an expo, and has lately fallen for rope art, which she is itching to try again. Her humour runs dark and gleefully adult, and she would very much like to be added to someone's Pokédex. Her OnlyFans page brings chat at almost any hour, cosplay, items for sale and custom content. She is sultry, mischievous and very hard to embarrass.

#5Lex Leigh: Tolkien devotee in neon

On Brisbane's north side lives a gamer and cosplayer with Middle-earth in her blood. Lex Leigh switches from an ethereal forest goddess to Gollum hunting the Precious, and it is funny because she clearly loves both. Her costumes stray into neon too, with a Cyberpunk shoot set in a glowing Night City. In September she was invited to the Queensland screening of Coyote vs. Acme at Movie World, a film she had feared would never reach cinemas. Rope art is a serious passion, practised at a Brisbane studio with people she trusts. She is warm and chatty, the sort to ask how the week is shaping up. Her solo OnlyFans: everyday life, only with the dial turned up.

#6oxShawtyBabexo: Commodore keeper with a halo slightly askew

Holden loyalists will warm to oxShawtyBabexo straight away. Her VU Commodore ute has starred in shoots of its own on dusty back roads, and she looks after it with a Virgo's eye for detail. In temperament she is half angel, half devil, and the devil usually wins. Videos and cosplay both feature on her OnlyFans page.

#7Londy: Deadpan Capricorn of the squat rack

Londy's admission of skipping arm day comes just before her invitation to guess how much she can squat. Her humour is deadpan and her mood glamorous, with a playful gothic edge, and she is a late-December Capricorn. Her OnlyFans page keeps things personal. She answers every message herself, complete videos sit on her wall, and the home footage she shoots with friends stays raw and unedited. Custom requests are welcome too.

#8Taryn: Gamer in her main-character era

Halloween is when Taryn shines, a gamer whose confidence has never needed anyone's permission. On OnlyFans she shows the same cheeky self-assurance, being happily in her romanticising-herself era.

#9Cali: Gemini with an eye on Orion

When the sky clears, Cali is the one looking up, chasing shooting stars, star clusters and the faint glow of the Orion nebula. She is a proud Gemini with a taste for peace and balance, and she knows Brisbane and the Gold Coast well, Surfers Paradise included. Solo or with company, her videos are on OnlyFans.